David Kelly

A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Michael Lynch is a notorious criminal with two wives and a flair for showmanship. He's also a huge embarrassment to the local police, who are determined to bring him down once and for all.

When a lottery winner dies of shock, his fellow townsfolk attempt to claim the money.